
Today, Jay was in the bathroom doing his constitutional duty (or is it doodie?), when he suddenly ran up the stairs with his pants around his ankles. With this background, the following exchange took place between Lindsay and Jay:
Lindsay: Where are you going?
Jay: I'm going to get the toilet thing.
Lindsay: What toilet thing?
Jay: The thing that gets the toilet unclogged.
Lindsay: Did you plug up the toilet???
Jay: Uh-huh
Lindsay: How much toilet paper did you put in???
Jay: Lots and lots.
Jay then confessed that he thought it would be cool to get the toilet clogged so he could use the plunger to un-clog it. Needless to say, Lindsay, rather than Jay, ended up un-clogging the toilet, pulling out handfuls of poopy toilet paper with plastic bags on her hands. Jay got the idea after Lumpy *ahem* kindly clogged and un-clogged our toilet on Thanksgiving.