(1) A couple of nights ago we were eating dinner and Jay ran into the bathroom to do his business. He came out about a minute later and he said "I saw some bugs on the floor but I killed the bugs with my pee." That got my attention, so I went into the bathroom and there was pee all over the floor. He was so proud of himself that I couldn't very well get mad at him, but you can be sure that I made him clean it up!
(2) Tonight Jay asked us what "monch" means. Lindsay asked him what he meant, and he said "next time monch you sing with me." We couldn't convince him that monch isn't how the song is supposed to go.