Manly Foods Part 1

This post is the first in a multi part series dedicated to manly foods. Manly foods are foods that not only taste manly, but are also foods that every real man should know how to prepare. I'm going to start out with an easy one -- the soft boiled egg. The soft boiled egg starts out just like his more popular hard boiled brother. You boil water, gently drop an egg in the water, and wait. The difference is in how long you wait. For a soft boiled egg, set your timer for 4 minutes and remove from the water. You can run it under cold water to cool it a little, and gently crack the shell and peel. I recommend cutting the egg in a bowl or on a small plate, seasoning with salt and fresh cracked pepper, accompanied with buttered toast. If you are manly enough to own egg holders, you can place the egg in the holder and saw off the top with a butter knife (see picture). The taste is amazing, and is Cary Grant or James Bond manly. Try it once, you'll never go back.

Gollum

This was the picture of the girl we babysat when I left for school in the morning.
This is what she looked like when I came home from school later that day. It was then that I realized I had made the mistake of leaving my wedding ring on the table within her reach. I couldn't quite make out what she was saying, but it sounded a little like "my precioussss."

Tragedy

I just read about the Phillipines mudslide that basically wiped out a whole village. What a tragedy. It reminded me of when I first heard that Sri Lanka was one of the countries that was hit the hardest by the Tsunami. Although the Tsunami hit hardest on the opposite side of the country from where I lived, I lived only a couple hundred feed from the ocean and would have likely seen some of the destruction. They said on my side of the island the waves were 10 feet high and on the opposite side they were 15 to 20 feet high. Disasters like these are especially sad not only because the people are poor, but because their governments are poor and can't afford to provide much aid.

Nothing means something

The lesson is simply this: when Vallentines Day is approaching, and your wife, fiancee, girlfriend, etc. tells you not to get her anything, she really means that she wants you to get her something. I'm sure at this point you are all thinking I made this mistake yesterday and had to spend the night on the couch. If you are thinking this, you seriously underestimate my understanding of the fairer sex. Nothing to them means something. It means at the very least, you get her flowers, and it always means you get her a card. Anything beyond that is up to you depending on your financial circumstances. So next time you ask what she wants and she says nothing, remember this simple phrase: "nothing means something."

Disclaimer: My Vallentines Day gifts to Lindsay included 25 red roses, a funny card, a new Gillette razor (she gave me the new Fusion), and dinner at the Lonestar Steakhouse.

So mean, but so funny

For those of you who made it to the "4th level" of the maze game, I've got a nice treat for you. Check this video out. I swear, this is one of the funniest and meanest things you will ever see. If only Al Gore had invented the internet sooner, we could have done this to Troy instead of tricking him into drinking lemon juice and eating baking chocolate.

P.S. Make sure you have the sound turned on when you watch the video.

Maze Game

Check out the maze game at the bottom of my blog. The object is to navigate throught the maze without touching the walls. It's a lot harder than it looks! Post what level you made it to in my comments section. In case you are wondering, I made it to level 4, but it took a while. It's a lot harder to control with the touch pad on a laptop than it is with a mouse.

Let it snow...

This is kind of funny. I got a call this morning at about 7:45 a.m. informing me that due to the snow storm church was cancelled. The people here are so paranoid about snow that they sometimes cancel or postpone school (not mine) at the mere possibility of a snow storm. The picture above was taken about 30 minutes ago, and it has been snowing since yesterday at about 3:00 p.m. As you can see, it did snow quite a bit, but enough to cancel church? Hey -- I'm not complaining. Lindsay and I figure we got enough church this week because we went to the worldwide leadership training broadcast yesterday. It was like a short General Conference -- a few talks from GA's, a couple of stories from T.S. Monson, and a Relief Society talk I ignored.

I Just Won the Lottery -- Part 2

I must be the luckiest SOB alive. I opened my email today to find a notice that I had won $300,000 in a lottery I didn't even enter! After recovering from the shock of winning such a great sum of money, I continued to read my email and found that an Iraqi and a Nigerian want me to help them get their dead client's money to the US, and in return I will receive 30% for my assistance. So in one day I netted $15,300,000!!! I guess I'll have to decide if I want to finish law school, or just drop out and start living it up with my newfound wealth. Now I'm sure you are all thinking that I made this story up. I assure it is true. To prove it, I am posting a copy of the lottery notification below. Read it and weep!


HUGHES INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY,
162 WHARFEDALE ROAD
WINNERSH TRIANGLE
WOKINGHAM BERKS,RG41 5TP
UNITED KINGDOM.

Date:11/2/2006
Ref: 435062725
Batch: 7050470902/189
Winning no: GB8101/LPRC


CONGRATULATIONS!!

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize which was released on the
11th
of FEBRUARY 2006, from the Hughes International Lottery programme,which
is
fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail
addresses from some sites.

Your email address was attached to ticket number; 47001725 07056490102
and
serial number 7741134002.

This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 and bonus
number
17,which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of US$300,000.00 (THREE
HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/09 from the
total
cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system
drawn
form Nine hundred
thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia,
Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international
promotion program which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some
multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the
citizens in the commmunities where they have an
operational base.

Furthermore, your details(e-mail address) falls within our European
representative office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play
coupon
and your prize of US$300,000.00 will be
released to you from this regional branch office in NIGERIA.

We hope that with part of your prize, you will participate in our end
of
year high stakes for
US$1.3 Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our fiducial agent,REV FR
SELEVEN
DAVETH at to file for your claim.

Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be
found on
the top left corner of this notification as well as your full name,
address
and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your
prize
released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participants or
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Note, all winnings MUST be claimed by the 18th of MARCH, 2006;
otherwise all
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PLEASE CONTACT REV FR SELEVEN DAVETH, so that he will tell you of how
you
will receive your winning prize.

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Email: revselevendaveth@yahoo.com

Congratulations once again on your win!!!

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OF
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DISQUALIFICATION.

All Hail the Cheese Steak -- King of the Sandwiches

There are two things that I am going to really miss when I move from New Jersey. First is Antonino's Pizza. When we first moved here I ordered a pizza from a little shop about a mile away from our apartment and I was immediately hooked. Lindsay and I have made it a weekly tradition to order a large pepperoni pizza on either Friday or Saturday night. It is amazing. Thin, lots of greasy cheese, and a lot of pepperoni. The second thing I will miss are cheese steaks. I will probably miss these more than Antonino's Pizza. Good pizza can be found pretty much anywhere in the country, but good cheese steaks are a different story. As everyone knows, the best cheese steaks come from the lunch carts on the street. There is a guy that sets up a cart right next to campus, and he makes the best cheese steak I've ever had. It is about a foot long, filled with meat and topped with provolone cheese. The provolone melts into the steak and bun and is just amazing. My usual order is a cheese steak with mushrooms. Sometimes I add onions or peppers, and when I'm in the mood for something a little different, I'll order a pizza steak. It is basically a cheese steak with pizza sauce on it. The problem with the pizza steak is that it can be very messy, so I usually just stick to my usual. In the world of sandwiches, the cheese steak is king.

Jay's new trick

I was trying to show Jay's new teeth in the first picture. He now has a total of 12 teeth, most recently two molars on the top and two molars on the bottom. He is such a funny guy. The second picture shows his new trick. A couple days ago he started throwing things down the stairs. He picks things up off the floor, runs over to the stairs, throws them over the baby gate, and watches them fall down the stairs. He did it for about 20 minutes straight today, and the picture shows all the crap he threw down there. Jay also had his second fall down the stairs today. I went to a friend's house to watch the Super Bowl and took Jay with me. He had been upstairs with the other kids listening to a book being read. I was sitting at the foot of the stairs and I heard the mom who had been reading the book yell that he was going toward the stairs and I looked up just in time to see him take a step and fall down the stairs. He tumbled about three times along the way, and ended up with a little bump where he hit his head on the corner of the wall, but other than that he was just a little shaken up. Nothing a brownie and a little 7-up couldn't cure.

Our Hollow Earth

This stuff is too good to keep to myself. If anyone wants a good laugh, check out "The Hollow Earth - Fact of Fiction" and "World Top Secret: Our Earth is Hollow!" I don't know about any of you, but I'm convinced.

After a mild rebuke from Mav I decided it was time for a post. The funny thing is that I haven't been that busy at all. Quite the opposite. Because I took two classes over the summer, I am able to take a lighter schedule this semester than I normally would have. I just haven't really had much to write about lately, so I'll try to fill the space with something that is not too boring. Maybe I'll talk about my preparations to move. I reserved a rental truck and am planning on driving to LV on May 8th. Dad put in for vacation time, so it looks like he and I will be the road warriors again. It's kind of funny because it doesn't seem like it was that long ago that we were making the drive from SLC to NJ. Maybe it is just that the 18 hour days are still so fresh in my mind that I can't believe I will have to do it again. It was actually a pretty cool experience in a lot of ways, and it would be fun to take about 2 weeks and stop at all the cool places along the way. I am looking at apartments right now, and have about 5 or 6 that look like they will be ok. Lindsay and I are also planning a mini vacation to D.C. during my spring break. Neither of us has seen any of the sights in D.C. and we don't want to miss the opportunity while we are so close, so we are going to spend a couple days there. Kind of funny, they have been talking about "Punxsutawney Phil" a lot lately and apparently the ceremony depicted in Groundhog Day is a pretty accurate representation of the actual event. They wear black top hats and have the little rat whisper in the mayor's ear whether or not he saw his shadow. To the left are actual pictures of the madness.

The Gunner

"A gunner, especially in medical schools and law schools, is a person who is competitive, overly-ambitious and substantially exceeds minimum requirements. A gunner will compromise his or her peer relationships in order to obtain recognition and praise from his or her instuctors and superiors. " (Quoted from Wikipedia.com).

The gunner is the guy who always has his hand raised, regardless of whether he has something intelligent to say about the subject. In the gunner's mind, the fact that his hand is up is evidence that his comment is valid. Most of the time his comments are off base, watered down, or just plain pointless. The gunner believes that quantity is more important than quality. He believes (incorrectly) that his endless comments will be rewarded with a grade bump and the admiration of his professors.

In most classes there is one or two gunners. However, my Employment Law class has created a whole class full of gunners. 1/3 of our grade is based on class participation and we are required to participate every class. Participation can either be orally in class, or we can post a 50+ word comment on the course web board. Because it is much easier to get the participation points by participating in class, at any given time about half of the class of 120 students has their hand up. Because we are only graded on participation and not the quality of our participation, most of the comments in class and on the web board are off base, watered down, or just plain pointless. Yes, I swore I would never be a gunner, but today my hand was ready to shoot up like I was a gunslinger in the wild west. I saw an opening when the topic shifted and my arm shot up. I heard my name called and I gave my obligatory 1 sentence answer: "the employee's purpose must have been for collective bargaining or other mutual aid." Pretty insightful stuff. At that point my turn was over, my points were recorded by the professor, and my temporary transformation as a gunner was thankfully finished -- until Thursday's class anyway.

Jury Duty

Right now I'm sitting on a bench outside the law school enjoying some beautiful weather. According to weather.com it is currently 63 degrees here. I can't believe how mild this winter has been. Especially considering last year at this time there was about 2 feet of snow on the ground and it was about 5 degrees (-10 with the wind chill). So I got a notice about 10 days ago that I was called for grand jury service beginning March 8th. The grand jury requirement was once/week for 17 weeks so I wrote back and told them that due to the fact that I will be moving in May, I will be physically unable to perform jury service. A week later I got another notice, this time they had changed me from grand jury to petit jury, which is only a 1 trial commitment. The problem is, they changed the date to June 13th! I guess they missed the whole thing about me moving in May. I called the jury management office today and explained to them that I will not be living in New Jersey at the time, and they told me to just fax a copy of my employment offer and they would release me from service. It's kind of too bad, I think it would be pretty interesting to serve on a jury. It's also kind of funny because I was called for jury duty in Provo and the date was for September 2004, which was about a month after I moved out here.

D.C.

Lindsay and I went to the Washington D.C. temple on Saturday. It is only about a 2 1/2 hour drive from where we live, so it's not too bad. We also watched the new Joseph Smith movie at the visitor center. While we were waiting, we were walking around looking at the displays, and when we got to the display about eternal marriage, the picture (or should I say poster) was my friend from my mission when he got married. The funny thing is Lindsay said "lets see if we know anyone in the picture" and I said "I know that guy" and she thought I was just kidding and I had to convince her I was serious.

Viva Las Vegas

Today on MSN.com I saw this thing where you can put in an address and see a satelite image from like 60 yards in the sky. I thought it would be cool to see if I could find the office building where I will be working this summer. Click here to check it out. My firm is in the Bank of America building.

Haircut

I gave Jay a haircut last night. It was only his second haircut -- his first was over Christmas break. I thought these pictures were pretty cute. The picture of him crying is a little deceptive because he wasn't crying from the haircut, but because we took away the Sonicare toothbrush. He loves that toothbursh more than any of his toys. Too bad they are so expensive, or I'd just buy him one to play with. After I finished his haircut he stood up in the sink and grabbed his own toothbrush and his toothpaste and opened the cap and wiped the toothbrush over the top of the dispenser and proceeded to brush his teeth. It was pretty cute. By the way, Jay now has 4 molars for a total of 12 teeth. He's starting to look like a shark. Unfortunately I don't have a post-haircut picture, but I buzzed his hair and he looks pretty tough. In other news, I got my final grade yesterday -- an A- in Sports and the Law. So my grades for the semester look like this: Commercial Law: A, Military Law: A-, Sports and the Law: A-, and Evidence: B+, for a GPA of 3.639.

Crash

Well, it was bound to happen sometime. Last night while Lindsay was at the grocery store Jay fell down the stairs. Actually, we both fell down the stairs. To provide some background, we have a baby gate in front of the stairs, and rather than unlatch it every time I come or go, I just step over it. Well about 2 weeks ago I didn't step quite high enough and I knocked it over and stepped on the wood frame. The frame broke, and I glued it back together, but a few days ago it got knocked off again and the glue didn't hold. We thought it was ok because Jay doesn't really push on the gate, and it still worked well enough that we were able to set it up. So back to the story, Jay was running around playing and he went over to where the baby gate was. I was on the couch watching tv when I heard a mixture of screams and crashes. I jumped up and saw the gate was skeewampus so I started running down the stairs. Luckily Jay had stopped his fall about half way down the stairs, but I was running down so fast that when I realized he had stopped, I lost my footing and slid down the rest of the way. I'm happy to report that we were both fine, just a little scared. I picked up Jay and he was screaming, but when I took him outside he cheered up pretty quick.

The Luck Continues

I got a little bit of good news today. I just received an email from the law school registrar that stated:

"Mr. Butterfield,

Prof. Ferzan asked me to double check the writing grade for you in her Evidence class and I did, and I make a mistake. She wrote a 3.7 and I read it as a 3.2, which is what I gave back to her anonymously. Please accept my sincere apology for this mistake. Your final grade in Evidence is a B+, I have made the change in our system and you should be able to see it right now.Again, I am very sorry. If you have any questions, please let me know."

It doesn't really make that big of a difference overall, but I thought it was pretty cool. Hopefully my luck will continue.

Grade Update

I got my Evidence grade today and I got a B, so it looks like my good luck ended with my unexpected A in Commercial Law. In Evidence I expected my grade to fall somewhere in the B range, so I can't be too disappointed. I'm still waiting on one final grade (Sports and the Law, probably an A or A-) so I don't know my GPA for the semester yet. Hopefully I'll get that last grade soon. In other news, I made a pretty good roast yesterday. I browned a roast and braised it for about 3 hours in 1 1/2 cups of water, italian seasonings (dried basil, oregano, chili flakes, garlic, etc.) carrots and onions. I did my best impression of the old man and made gravy from the drippings. It turned out really well. The meat was so tender it practically fell apart. Lindsay made garlic mashed potatoes to go with the meal and they were delicious.